This is for all the chickadees (18-21 year olds) out there. Most of the second halves have gone through this before, so I think they feel you going through this uninformed is like a rite of passage for all single women. Aren't you glad I'm here? So you're in love, right? You and your new guy/boytoy have such wonderful dates and are so passionate & intimate together alone. You feel like he's the one and you start whispering to all your little girlfriends about how ridiculously perfect he is. But there is a little problem. You grab his hand on a walk amongst friends and he pulls away. You give him a little kiss on the cheek at church and he's like,"Hey, enough with the PDA!" You introduce him as your boyfriend to some of your single friends and he has that little awkward fidget and half-heartedly says something faint and unpronounceable. You think he's just shy and you try to please him more in private to get him to open up more in public. Big Problem. Girls you're getting played by a PLAYA! Dude's acting coy because he's hookin' on the DL with your visiting teacher supervisor. When single guys have a smorgasborg of opportunity they like to "graze." Just like cows, we graze in one little patch for awhile and if it becomes less palatable we find another part of the field to graze in. Sometimes we go from coast to coast, ward to ward, or even door to door (Avenues where my Playas at!) Mormon guys are simply lushes. If we're liking your goodies, trust me, we'd be holding that hand & accepting that kiss anywhere. To get your guy trained, hold off the lip service for a couple days. Then invite him over while your friends are there. Please make sure you tell them you're doing this beforehand so they aren't just grossed out by your final attempt to leash onto your guy. Welcome him in with a prolonged kiss. If he takes the bait with the crowd, you can C'est la vie your girls. If he fails and is still embarrassed, drop his ace in front of the girls. It's a win-win situation for you. Now wasn't that easy?
don't be hatin' on the stealth dating, man
ReplyDeleteDude, this has NOTHING to do with why Mormon girls stay single!!
ReplyDeleteDude!!! Are you trying to be a faux gay friend through this blog? Giving 18-21 yr olds chickadees 'friendly advice' and try to move in? Ask them out!!!
ReplyDeleteReally boys? Here lemme break it down for you.....
ReplyDeleteGirl meets boy. Girl likes boy. Girl goes out with boy. Girl makes out with boy. Girl makes out with boy again. Girl makes out with boy again x 7. Girl is still single.
This was a warning for all the cute naive girls that want a relationship to not waste time on the "grazers"....cuz at the end of the goody filled month they will still be single.
Dont worry we (girls in general) get warnings all the time and rarely do we listen.
The man speaks truth. I felt the spirit testify.
ReplyDeletethis does have everything to do on why girls are single! did u even read it? ;D thanks for the post, i'm sure it'll help the chickadees.
ReplyDeleteBeen there, done that! Maybe you'll save a few chickadee's from the pain... but probably not. Us girls do what we want. :)
ReplyDeletenice post Jansen :)
ReplyDeleteI can't believe people are encouraging this blog!Here let me explain something to you... SOME GUYS ARE SHY! Great example is my brother he hasn't ever had a proper relationship and he's 23. Its not that he's not interested in dating... He's just shy and hates leaving his protective little shield. It ain't easy but look at it from there perspective. Maybe they just aren't comfortable showing their affection in public!
ReplyDeleteExample number 2 two friends of mine are now married. I have known them for almost 2 years now during which they have either been dating, engaged, or married THE ENTIRE TIME! I have never seen them kiss once even when im visiting them at their house.
ok lets think about this. He doesn't want to kiss in public. does that mean jenna is married to a payer? no it legitly means that he is shy in that aspect.
to cap it off... very few guys in the church are players... and remember women talk regardless if they're in the same house, ward, or stake. if there's a player in a ward i can guarantee you the women (and the men too) know about it within half a month of entering the ward... here in canada anyway. Are you telling the women this 'mistake of there's' because you were the player and got caught and are no trying to pretend like it never happened? not everyone is a douche for the record
Okay... I just stumbled across this little website... and it is hilarious. Who writes all these? But um it's not only the guys who can be all "intimate" when they're alone with you and then not do anything in public... I'm exactly the same way... But I don't think I'm a player?
ReplyDeleteHmm... PDAs? Hecccck no. I hate people who kiss in public. Absolutely disgusting. Take it to your rooms or behind the bush where I won't have to see the two of you sucking faces. Seriously. I guess some guys are shy but to me, if a guy doesn't feel comfortable in public, then maybe he's just not that into kissing at all. lol Or he could be secretly gay. who knows.
ReplyDeleteWho are you?!?! Do you know what a lush is? Even more importantly, do you know what the verb "to hook" means? These words do not mean what you think they mean.
ReplyDeleteYikes, the DL. I would again hazard a guess
ReplyDeletethat you are a closet gay.
K, just a thing I should probably mention: Guys shouldn't be making out, or even kissing, or ANYTHING 2 girls at once. You said, "You're being played, he's hooking up on the DL with your visiting teaching supervisor." Any SMART guy would know that's just ridiculous, and any good Mormon Guy would know that's also probably not smart, because kisses should not be given out like pretzels.
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